Thursday, September 21, 2006
Monday, September 18, 2006
Fun stuff to do on a elavator
1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the pradishengers.
12. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
15. Swat at flies that don't exist.
16. Tell people that you can see their aura.
17. Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.
18. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
21. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on!"
2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the pradishengers.
12. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
15. Swat at flies that don't exist.
16. Tell people that you can see their aura.
17. Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.
18. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
21. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on!"
Saturday, September 16, 2006
Schools been fair so far,but i still hate it.My aunt gerry is living w/ me until October.man,i can't stand it.i can't stay up late,she stinks up the bathroom,shes (nosie<----??)UHHHHHHHH!!!!!!Then some time today,probably,i'll have to go get a blood test at the hospital,cus' they wanna check my (horemones<----??)so hannah might come w/ me,cuz' i'm scared.and theres this guy i LOVE from harry potter,his names tom felton<3
he plays draco malfoy,anyways his birthday is september 22,wich is this friday!!!!!!!!!he'll b 19!!!!!samantha and i might have a birthday sleepover,and in honor of him we'll watch all the harry potter movies!i love him soooo much,hes like the only celebrity that i truely love <3
**I HATE EMMA WATSON,by the way,she plays the SNOBBY STUPID HERMIONE IN HARRY POTTER AND I SWEAR IF SHE,in the future wich they don't now since toms already got some one,GOES OUT W/ HIM I WILL BURN ALL MY HARRY POTTER MOVIES,KILL HER AND NEVER LOVE TOM AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!now thats true love if u think about it...
he plays draco malfoy,anyways his birthday is september 22,wich is this friday!!!!!!!!!he'll b 19!!!!!samantha and i might have a birthday sleepover,and in honor of him we'll watch all the harry potter movies!i love him soooo much,hes like the only celebrity that i truely love <3
**I HATE EMMA WATSON,by the way,she plays the SNOBBY STUPID HERMIONE IN HARRY POTTER AND I SWEAR IF SHE,in the future wich they don't now since toms already got some one,GOES OUT W/ HIM I WILL BURN ALL MY HARRY POTTER MOVIES,KILL HER AND NEVER LOVE TOM AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!now thats true love if u think about it...

